Hi, Everyone, how about some time to relax and laugh? Here are some short and funny jokes just for you to snap out of it, will you?
At a restaurant
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:
“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”
“Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, “or everyone will want one.”
Not my job
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
MAN VERSUS WOMAN
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “woman without her man is nothing”. The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
|Man:||“God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”|
|God:||“So you would love her.”|
|Man:||“But God, why did you make her so dumb?”|
|God:||“So she would love you.”|
Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?
So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say.